The Living Room Show hosted by Aaron Kominos-Smith
Friday, January 19th // FREE! // 8pm // Postmark Cafe (326 6th Street)
ROBBER: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
ME: It's tied up in BitCoin
ROBBER: Can you explain what the shit that is?
*fours hours later*
DETECTIVE: Cause of death?
ME: *taking drag off a cigarette* Boredom? Knowledge? Who's to say?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2018
If you feed a writer a La Croix after midnight they turn into a podcast.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2018
Even if she isn’t running Oprah should fuck with him and take out full-page ads in all the major newspapers with nothing but photos of her birth certificate.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 8, 2018
FREE AD FOR DEMOCRATS:
“He provides distractions, we’re bringing solutions. We will fight for:
• A living wage
• Single-payer health insurance
• Legalizing pot w/release of all non-violent offenders
• Equal rights for LGBTQ citizens
• Taco Tuesday will remain in place”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 6, 2018
A stranger just stopped me and said, “It is a cold one today! HOT DOG HOT DOG!” I wasn’t sure how to respond so I replied, “Sure is. Hot dog hot dog hot dog?” and he gave me the smile like the two of us saved Earth from total annihilation but could never tell another soul.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 5, 2018