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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 19, 2017
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the human form of a smoke detector with the batteries taken out.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 17, 2017
I love the message behind people who know karate: I will never, ever resort to violence, unless you force my hand, in which case I'm going to roundhouse your face into the sun, bitch.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 16, 2017