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Month: January 2013

Posted on January 31, 2013

Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2013

Posted on January 30, 2013

TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’

TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS' Hannah gets a tattoo of the scarlet letter on both elbows, Marnie discovers a buried city, Shoshannah moves into a skull.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2013

Posted on January 30, 2013

See Sam perform live TONIGHT (JAN. 30th)

Sam will be telling brand new jokes tonight at Joe Cocozzello’s show at the Pine Box Rock Shop 

*Show starts at 6:00pm/ FREE / 21+ / COME OUT AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS!

Mic

 

LOSING IT!!!!

Posted on January 30, 2013January 30, 2013

I just bought Hawaii on CraigsList. 15 bucks! Man what a day and age!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2013

Posted on January 30, 2013

Turn any party into a pizza party by bringing a pizza to any party.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2013

Posted on January 29, 2013

1. Go to Hertz
2. Return car
3. Say everything was fine and start to leave
4. Ask if they have a Lost and Found
5. Pull baby out of backpack

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2013

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