Life is like a roller coaster: There are ups & downs, you often feel like vomiting, but in the end there are weird pictures of you for sale.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2013
TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS' Hannah gets a tattoo of the scarlet letter on both elbows, Marnie discovers a buried city, Shoshannah moves into a skull.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2013
See Sam perform live TONIGHT (JAN. 30th)
Sam will be telling brand new jokes tonight at Joe Cocozzello’s show at the Pine Box Rock Shop
*Show starts at 6:00pm/ FREE / 21+ / COME OUT AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS!
I just bought Hawaii on CraigsList. 15 bucks! Man what a day and age!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2013
Turn any party into a pizza party by bringing a pizza to any party.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2013
1. Go to Hertz
2. Return car
3. Say everything was fine and start to leave
4. Ask if they have a Lost and Found
5. Pull baby out of backpack— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2013