I was in California a couple of weeks ago (auditioning for the role of ‘Eskimo Joe’ on ‘Just Shoot Me’) and had the extreme pleasure and great fortune of having a photo shoot with Prentice Danner. I had a blast working with him and highly recommend him for any photography work. He is a consummate professional that still likes to have fun. Hire him!
Why is it when 2 businesses join together it's a "merger" but when I join a lobster & a tiger it's an "abomination of science" & "after us?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 29, 2013
Sure, freak out over Ernie and Bert's sexual orientation. Pay no mind to the pig fucking the frog.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 28, 2013
Gov. Chris Christie blasts gay marriage but I don't think you're allowed to do that if you can deep throat a hoagie.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court exercises common sense
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 26, 2013
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I'm at the point where I don't even like making eye contact with my phone
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2013