Edward Snowden looks like every Circuit City employee that's ever offered me unsolicited help.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 29, 2014
Bill Murray is what a sigh looks like in human form.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 28, 2014
"Let my people flow." – Moses Def
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 28, 2014
"Talk to the Hand." – Jaime Lannister
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 27, 2014
I need them by July this is simply unacceptable pic.twitter.com/j5PUYhAMfb
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 26, 2014
"Do you always leave out sleeping bags for snakes?"
"Those are my socks."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 23, 2014