HOBBY LOBBY'S NEW SLOGAN: "Finally, a safe haven to burn witches while picking up glitter!"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 30, 2014
DINNER FOR BRUNCH
"We can eat this type of rock." – Person who first discovered potatoes
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 29, 2014
Good night. Don't let the bed bugs or Luis Suárez bite.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2014
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