Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 31, 2015
Books? I hate them. Always have, always will. No, the reason I became a librarian is I have a true passion for people shutting the fuck up.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 31, 2015
Edgar Allan Poe's full name is Edgar Allan Poetry.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 30, 2015
DEATH: "Your time has come."
ME: *continues to pretend to be asleep*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 28, 2015
"Father, is that you?" – Nicolas Cage looking at a nest of crows
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 28, 2015
My summer look is "abandoned scarecrow"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 27, 2015