If you're going to a party tonight, be G.O.T.H.:
Gracious
Outgoing
Thoughtful
Hailing Satan with a fresh sacrifice every time the moon peaks— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 31, 2016
The 27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past In 2016 https://t.co/YyIvcWbSN5
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 31, 2016
My favorite joke in 2016 made it on the “Funny Or Die: 27 Goodest Tweets” of 2016 list.
My response to any question you ever ask me pic.twitter.com/hKKF076jt5
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2016
*takes Cold War out of freezer*
*pre-heats oven*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016
Blaming death on a year is utterly ludicrous. I blame Trump.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016
Death is clearly only taking the people it wants to hang out with.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2016