TOMORROW ON 'GIRLS': Everybody gets bangs then kill themselves in a suicide-pact, a Croatian makes an appearance.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2013
When he turns 85, rapper T.I. will turn into a graphing calculator.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2013
I'm an adult which means I can have ice cream anytime I can afford it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2013
I’ll be the guest on ‘The Nonsense Podcast’ this week!
I’m SO EXCITED to have been asked to be the guest on ‘The Nonsense Podcast’ this Monday (February 4th) with Pete Lee and Jay Ferraro. It’s extra cool because Pete and I go all the way back to when I first started doing stand-up comedy in MN. He was always one of the nicest and most-respected comics around (even after he punched that horse). I have a bunch of projects to talk about and some stories involving myself. twelve dojos, dynamite shaped like TNT, a painting of a horse, and how that whole afternoon went down at PetSmart. Tune in!
TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Hannah volunteers to do volunteer work, Marnie finds out she's a Cyborg, Shoshanna joins the circus, Adam gnaws on stuff
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2013
TONIGHT ON ‘GIRLS’
TONIGHT ON 'GIRLS': Shoshanna gets a face tat of an emoji, Ray eats a box of shoelaces, Hannah tries to develop a healthy eating disorder.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2013