ATTENTION MN FRIENDS: I will be performing at ACME COMEDY CLUB this coming Monday, Feb. 19th at 8:00pm. Tickets are free, best to show up by 7:30pm to get good seats.
Saturday, March 31st // $10 // Doors 6pm, show at 7pm // The Bell House
A comedy showcase and fundraiser with 100% of proceeds going to the Ali Forney Center, a NYC-based non-profit that helps homeless LGBTQ youth
Featuring performances by: Mamoudou N’Diaye, Abbi Crutchfield, Josh Gondelman, Aparna Nancherla, and more!
Tickets are $10, get them TODAY: http://ticketf.ly/2GA3tQg
I'm gonna come and take all your guns, tear down all Confederate statues, then melt the guns down and use the metal to replace them with statues of the Golden Girls and you can't fucking stop me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2018
Just a fair warning: if you post a pic of you and your significant other Online today, I’m gonna fave or like the shit out of it and wish you continued warm feelings towards each other and there’s nothing you can do to fucking stop me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2018
If they’re actually going to go through with this HARVEST BOX bullshit, they need to run a pilot program where all Senators and Representatives eat it for three months first. I’d love to see how Paul Ryan enjoys frozen apricots, a wet bag labeled “meats”, and extra IKEA screws.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2018
The audacity of Mike Pence telling gay people they need conversion therapy when he hasn't even finished transitioning from mayonnaise-gargoyle to human being is absolutely stunning.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2018