When you ask for the Rachel and they give you the Dolezal https://t.co/NaPWDXRpGe
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 5, 2019
who me? well, since you asked, my plan is to work 7 days a week so I can rent a room I will never own and owe banks thousands of dollars until I get shot to death at a mall or a club or a garlic festival UNLESS I get really lucky and the oceans rise so fast that I drown first
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2019
It’s your constitutional right to die in a McDonald’s.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2019
But what if- and hear me out on this- Mexico pays for it? https://t.co/o5Dhq3iNZ5
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2019
If we can afford to buy another fucking country we can afford to pay for every American’s healthcare. https://t.co/QstAE5j6dq
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 15, 2019
Does the end of the world always take this long?
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) August 15, 2019