It's so depressing to see modern witches riding Roombas.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2017
Andrew Jackson is the President who would have cured polio, probably, if he had been an immortal wizard instead of a violently racist man
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 1, 2017
"Ride or die, bitch!" – Ambulances
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 30, 2017
would you please shut the fuck up im trying to overthink everything over here
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 29, 2017
when someone asks if u know what nepotism is pic.twitter.com/DbIncxVSjH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 28, 2017
Ivanka is getting booed? Thank god there aren't crowds chanting "lock the bitch up" at her no politician male or female could withstand that
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2017