Ben Carson has given the phrase "sleeping your way to the top" a whole new meaning.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2017
There's an old Republican saying: "Where there's smoke someone installed an unauthorized smoke detector and this needs to be addressed."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 4, 2017
This is the future liberals want pic.twitter.com/pq4uAa8twm
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 2, 2017
Jeff Sessions has resting I Committed Treason Face pic.twitter.com/GD3eZ5twhp
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 2, 2017
*trump vomits on himself during national address*
PUNDIT: He only blew chunks once, no dry-heaves after. This is what a President looks like— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 1, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2017