I want to do NSA jokes but I feel like they've heard them all before.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 18, 2013
Category Archives: JOKE OF THE DAY!
If 2 Chainz leaves a club with 9 Young $ Millionaires at 1am in CA & Yeezus leaves ChiTown with No Limit, how many problems does Jay-Z have?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 17, 2013
When Kim Kardashian was in labor she asked what that was.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 15, 2013
NEW NAMES FOR TEETH: •Gobblers •The Rows •Noam Chompskis •Corn Movers •Word Silos •Calcium Claws •Old Yellers •Shinies •Mouth Mountains
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 15, 2013
NEW NAMES FOR FEET: •Walkies •Push-a-rounds •Dirt Homes •Hop-To-Its! •The Jumpies •Rumskis •Dance Propellers •Movies •Not Hands
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 13, 2013
New Names for Hands: •Grabbies •Holdies •Touch-a-rinos •Turkey outliners •Finger holders •Phone homes
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2013