And when there were twelve sets of footprints on the beach, that’s when my volleyball team carried me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 6, 2019
I can’t stop laughing thinking about how funny it would be if Bigfoot actually only had one big foot. One is normal and the other is the size of a canoe.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2019
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Time is a human construct,
You’ve lived and died a thousand times in infinite dimensions beyond your mind’s comprehension but this is news to you
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 10, 2019
I cancelled my appointment with my reverse-psychologist today but now I’m not sure who has the upper hand.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2019