FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PUT THE GLOVE BACK ON HAMBURGER HELPER pic.twitter.com/IvTgsfnxlf
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2018
The Mona Lisa looks like it was painted right after da Vinci told Lisa to “smile more.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2018
Snow has the same qualities that I look for in my ideal woman: it’s beautiful, it’s unforgiving, and, if given the chance, it will bury me alive.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 15, 2018