Next year I'm going to be the best me I promised me I would be eight years ago.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2013
"We found Waldo"
"That's great! Where is he?"
"Denver"
"Fucking Denver"
"I know. The whole time we're looking in books and he's in Denver"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 28, 2013
If you didn't get what you wanted yesterday, just remember: it's because an old, white man judged you as evil and that's how life works.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2013
"I'm liking them but I'm not responding to every one." Jesus, looking at his FB wall
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2013
Michael Cera is starving but his mother is gone at the store. She comes back 4 hours later to see him holding a can of soup towards the sun.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2013
If you pour coconut water on kale, you just planted a white girl.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2013