"HEISENBERG?"
"HEISENBERG?"
"HEISENBERG?"
…
(Walter White sits in the back of Starbucks and can't stop smiling)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 28, 2013
Loneliness is what happens when sad gets confident.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2013
Don't waste money on nice clothes to bury me in when I die. Roller skates and a tiara will suffice.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2013
Apparently telling someone they have a nice skeleton sheath isn't the same as complimenting their skin
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2013
BREAKING BAD FINALE THEORY: Walt stays in and watches "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium." BOTH COPIES.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2013
*god changes history from repeat to shuffle*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2013