Bought a giraffe cuz I didn't want to buy a ladder AND a horse.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 30, 2013
If you ever feel sad or alone, don't. Do both at the same time to speed up productivity.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 29, 2013
Mexico is my favorite country that sounds like a prescription medication.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 28, 2013
Bruno Mars looks like a shitty police sketch of Prince
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 26, 2013
Ear gauges don't look very tough once I put cookies in 'em.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 25, 2013
Be the change you mutter about other people under your breath.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 24, 2013