I worked 12 straight hours today and 3 really gay ones.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 12, 2013
If you're not into BREAKING BAD, that's okay. There are people that aren't into sex or food, so I kinda understand.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 11, 2013
*proposes*
*she accepts*
*she talks during BREAKING BAD on Sunday*
"I'm gonna need that ring back…."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 10, 2013
Girl are you a Wes Anderson film cuz you look absolutely stunning but I don't see this going anywhere
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 5, 2013
Thought the Internet was running REALLY slow but I was just reading a book.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 2, 2013
Joe Biden signs every piece of law with his initials in buffalo wing sauce.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 1, 2013