EMPLOYEES MUST CLAP HANDS UNTIL ORBS APPEAR pic.twitter.com/7fOMmDQlTw
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 15, 2017
Ed Sheeran always look like he just finished baking you a homemade apple pie and is waiting for you to tell him how it is pic.twitter.com/ruHAVwAFHD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2017
I'm Steve. I enjoy hate crimes, waking up in dumpsters, and shooting feral cats in my free time. And yes, I have cirrhosis of the everything pic.twitter.com/kkP33QSgFF
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 30, 2017
"Maybe I am flamingo… don't tell them, Donnie. Bird bird bird. I am a birdity birdittly birrrrrdddd" pic.twitter.com/bHnBDzwCYR
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2017
I finally found the magazine I've been looking for my entire life and didn't know it pic.twitter.com/3Gpu7kc2AM
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2017
If Stevie Wonder could spot Waldo in your crowd, don't talk about how big it was. pic.twitter.com/Mb3Elxra5b
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 21, 2017