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Posted on July 11, 2015July 14, 2015

Some more topics to discuss if you're on a date pic.twitter.com/4Sm8sDQ5Rb

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015

Posted on July 11, 2015July 14, 2015

Some safe topics to discuss if you're going on a date tonight pic.twitter.com/1y0baPo7Fc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015

Posted on December 29, 2014December 30, 2014

Fun Dirty Phrases:
"Shined the dinkler"
"Gammied the old scrullem"
"Twiddled me nanners"
"Mulched my bollud"
"Splerped so gelping much"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2014

Posted on December 22, 2014December 25, 2014

LEAKED from Jaden Smith: pic.twitter.com/miFipHbOka

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2014

Posted on October 3, 2014

APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE

APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE

Posted on December 1, 2013December 2, 2013

NEW NAMES FOR EYES:
• Real Lookers
• Vision Balls
• The Watchers
• Look Who's Looking Nowsters
• TV Ingesters
• Stare Masters
• Blind Spots

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2013

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