By Sam Grittner / in JOKE OF THE DAY!, Lists, Writing / July 11, 2015

Some more topics to discuss if you're on a date pic.twitter.com/4Sm8sDQ5Rb

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015

By Sam Grittner / in JOKE OF THE DAY!, Lists, Writing / July 11, 2015

Some safe topics to discuss if you're going on a date tonight pic.twitter.com/1y0baPo7Fc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 12, 2015

By Sam Grittner / in JOKE OF THE DAY!, Lists / December 29, 2014

Fun Dirty Phrases: "Shined the dinkler" "Gammied the old scrullem" "Twiddled me nanners" "Mulched my bollud" "Splerped so gelping much"

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2014

By Sam Grittner / in JOKE OF THE DAY!, Lists / December 22, 2014

LEAKED from Jaden Smith: pic.twitter.com/miFipHbOka

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 23, 2014

APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE

By Sam Grittner / in Lists, Writing / October 3, 2014

APPROPRIATE QUESTIONS TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE

By Sam Grittner / in JOKE OF THE DAY!, Lists / December 1, 2013

NEW NAMES FOR EYES: • Real Lookers • Vision Balls • The Watchers • Look Who's Looking Nowsters • TV Ingesters • Stare Masters • Blind Spots

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2013