A man was spotted driving drunk inside a Wal-Mart in Florida, let this be a wake-up call for everyone: if you drink, you will end up in a Wal-Mart.
By Sam Grittner / in Uncategorized / February 5, 2013
By Sam Grittner / in Uncategorized / January 22, 2013
KANYE WEST AND KIM KARDASHIAN BABY MONOLOGUE JOKES (written by Sam Grittner):
Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy test didn’t read positive or negative it just said “$” (ch-chaing).
Congratulations on the babye!
I know I’m part of the problem but can we just go ahead now and wire the media’s jaw shut for the next nine months? THAT would be ‘Amazing’.
Weird fact: The Kimye baby already weighs 808oz and has a beard.
I know rappers are close but hopefully Jay-Z didn’t make a guest appearance in Kim.
It’s like that old nursery rhyme: First comes fame, then other black dudes, then getting knocked up, and never working a day in your life.
Kanye West, trying to baby proof his life, has already had suicide doors put on four custom-made Maserati Minivans.
There’s a new Kanye/Jay-Z collab dropping soon; be on the lookout for ‘BABYSITTERS IN PARIS’