When I’m President we will have the Purge one night a year but instead of folks killing and committing crimes it’s waitstaff and bartenders getting to say what they’re really thinking to their customers with no consequences.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 16, 2019
If no one has taken you aside today and told you how amazing you are and how much you fucking matter let me be the first to say: it’s getting late so I wouldn’t get my hopes up.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 14, 2019
I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but CAW! CAW, CAW, CAW!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2019
Only 80’s kids will remember this: regular amounts of serotonin in the brain
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 6, 2019
If anyone needs me I’ll be making the same mistake over and over, wondering why nothing is changing despite my doing absolutely nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 2, 2019
What? That’s easy: Fuck Raymour, Marry And, Kill Flanagan.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 2, 2019