USA: Who will win tonight, the self-proclaimed sexual predator or the former Secretary of State?
THE WORLD: Are you all on bath salts?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 19, 2016
Hillary is busy prepping for the last debate by reading YouTube comments.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 18, 2016
In an interview with CNN, Melania Trump calls her husband's language "boy talk." It's like that old saying, "Boys will be sexual predators."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 17, 2016
I believe Hillary will win but just in case I practice the Mockingjay whistle for at least two hours every day.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 17, 2016
I don't speak a lick of German yet somehow I know the answer is, "YES!!!!!!!" pic.twitter.com/P3OG1Yr130
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 14, 2016