If God didn’t want women to have abortions maybe God shouldn’t have created so many slutty men.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 10, 2019
Look at the person to the left of you. Now look at the person to your right. Statistically speaking, by the time this weekend is over, all three of you will be running for President.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 4, 2019
My five year plan is to just try and make it through today.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2019
This the same face I make when I hear anyone get excited about Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/YZiUysvN8l
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 29, 2019
“We’re forming a union.” https://t.co/IGaKcT3oM8
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 27, 2019
I want a woman who is
– Sexy
– Sturdy
– Flexible
– Funny
– Ergonomic
– Provides emotional support
– Provides lumbar support
– Doesn’t break when I sit on her
– Is definitely not a chair
– Has five wheels attached to her base— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 26, 2019