REPUBLICAN: Tonight I will murder your family
DEMOCRAT: I appreciate you giving me some time to enjoy their company
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 1, 2017
If you punch a Nazi, stop hiding behind masks, it's cowardly and deprives us of the chance to shower you with praise and gifts.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2017
People in glass houses can’t throw surprise parties.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 27, 2017