Being an adult means learning how to roll your eyes on the inside
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 16, 2014
Be the Bill Murray you want to see in your world
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 14, 2014
WHO THE FUCK BROKE MY CHALICE? A Kanye Story
Recorded live at the BACKFAT VARIETY HOUR
If only guns had vaginas, could you imagine the number of restrictions that would be in place?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2014
If I was a giant, I'd pay a basketball player to slam dunk pizzas in my mouth all day long.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 11, 2014