I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2013
Sandra Bullock is so method that in order to prepare for her role in GRAVITY, she drove cross country wearing a diaper.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 24, 2013
This is actually Kanye West's second marriage, as he's been divorced from reality for many years now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 23, 2013
"Do you accept God into your life? As your one true savior?"
"Yes."
(Kanye Proposing)— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013
Once gay marriage is passed in all fifty states I wonder if there will be Civil Union re-enactors.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 22, 2013
The greatest thing about not having dead homies is that you get to enjoy ALL of your delicious beverage.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 20, 2013