I love Jack White but sometimes he looks like an anorexic Juggalo.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2013
Don't unlock the doors to the Bush Center until George W. pronounces nuclear correctly.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2013
If Einstein was so "smart" then why did he die?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 24, 2013
FREE GIGGLES: Imagine a Jamaican dude trying to order a ticket to Yemen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 22, 2013
It looks like a new Pope is being chosen every five minutes in Battery Park.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013
Happy 1/5th, Nerds!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2013