Honestly, I wouldn't even die for my own sins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018
TONIGHT IT’S FINALLY GOING DOWN!!!!
Saturday, March 31st // $10 // Doors 6pm, show at 7pm // The Bell House
A comedy showcase and fundraiser with 100% of proceeds going to the Ali Forney Center, a NYC-based non-profit that helps homeless LGBTQ youth
Featuring performances by: Mamoudou N’Diaye, Abbi Crutchfield, Matteo Lane, Josh Gondelman, and Aparna Nancherla
Tickets are $10, get them TODAY: http://ticketf.ly/2GA3tQg
“Live. Fast. Die young.” – Jesus Christ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 28, 2018
DETECTIVE: Are you the new chalk outline guy?
ME: Yes I am
DETECTIVE: Stick to the bodies, no more thought bubbles with spaghetti inside them
DETECTIVE: Yes, even if they were thinking about spaghetti
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 26, 2018
If you had told me on the day Trump was elected that not even two years into his Presidency he’d be embroiled in a sex scandal with a porn star who knows how to outmaneuver him I would’ve looked you square in the eyes and said, “That sounds about right.”
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 25, 2018
The government isn’t going to take your fucking guns. It’s going to take your kids, arm them, and send them to die in WWIII because our President’s daddy didn’t love him.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2018