Let me play devil's avocado for a minute…
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 20, 2017
MISSED CONNECTION: We wore matching kimonos to the duel
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 19, 2017
Eric Trump won't be charged with anything because he would have been sleeping in his coffin during the hours these meetings took place.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 11, 2017
What a time to be dead inside
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2017
EMPEROR PALPATINE: "Submit to your fear"
ME: "Done. Oh and I got one of those robes. What next?"
EP: "Uh, I forget. Usually people won't."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 9, 2017
Today was the day Vladimir Putin officially became President of the United States.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2017