So, to be clear: the ban that wasn't a ban until it was a ban was banned and all attempts to ban the ban of the ban have been disbanded.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 10, 2017
Betsy DeVos desperately trying to hire Clippy as her personal assistant.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 9, 2017
6 STAGES OF DEPRESSION:
1) Morning news
2) Lethargy
3) Breaking news
4) Loss of appetite
5) Press conference
6) Checking Twitter before bed— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 8, 2017
FUTURE MATH TEACHER: "Who can tell me the circumference of Christ's love?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2017
With each passing day I grow increasingly grateful that in my youth my public thoughts were confined to AOL chat rooms.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2017
I guess getting that Falcons tattoo to cover my "I'm With Her" tat was a little premature.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2017