I am thrilled that I had my first serious piece published for the International Business Times today. It’s short, sweet, and gluten-free. It summarizes the first press conference the PEOTUS has given in six months. CLICK HERE TO READ IT.
TRUMP: Obamacare is a total disaster!
REPORTER: What are you going to replace it with?
TRUMP: Every family is getting a stethoscope— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2017
I put my pants on like anyone else: I sob in the darkness for 20 minutes thinking about the future that could've been, then I put them on.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 10, 2017
Don't let drunk Elon Musk write graffiti pic.twitter.com/TuZOCnHPUj
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2017
If the show doesn't end with the entire cast of "Westworld" murdering everyone in the room then we all watched for nothing.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 9, 2017
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