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Tag: 2016

Posted on December 31, 2016February 9, 2017

The 27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past In 2016 https://t.co/YyIvcWbSN5

— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) December 31, 2016

My favorite joke in 2016 made it on the “Funny Or Die: 27 Goodest Tweets” of 2016 list.

Posted on December 28, 2016January 1, 2017

Blaming death on a year is utterly ludicrous. I blame Trump.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016

Posted on December 27, 2016December 28, 2016

Death is clearly only taking the people it wants to hang out with.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2016

Posted on December 26, 2016December 27, 2016

5 days left in 2016. Still plenty of time for: animal rebellion, nuclear war, zombie apocalypse, exploding babies, new Smash Mouth single.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2016

Posted on December 22, 2016

2016 Emoji Year In Review:
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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 22, 2016

Posted on December 19, 2016December 21, 2016

I feel like 2016 cheated on me and dumped me and I'm getting hooked up with 2017 but I don't owe it anything and I'm going to get bangs.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2016

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