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Tag: 4th of July

Posted on July 4, 2018July 8, 2018

Still trying to figure out what to get America for its birthday… what do you get for the country that has everything but only shares it with 300 or so of its people?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2018

Posted on June 28, 2018

Celebrating the 4th of July this year feels like throwing a birthday party for someone who’s been kidnapped.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 28, 2018

Posted on July 4, 2017July 6, 2017

The Declaration of Independence was one of the first examples of breaking up via text message.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2017

Posted on July 4, 2016July 27, 2016

I want fireworks in the sheets, bald eagles in the streets.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2016

Posted on July 4, 2014

TALKING POINTS: 4TH OF JULY

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TALKING POINTS: 4th of July

Here are some go-to lines to get you out of Snoozeville when you’re chatting up the neighbor’s best man’s cousin.

Posted on July 4, 2013July 12, 2013

I'm as American as Instagramming apple pie.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 4, 2013

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