AMERICA: Where we’re excited that a man who successfully prosecuted the KKK has *a shot* at beating a pedophile for one of the most powerful positions in this country
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 12, 2017
At this point the only reason to build a wall is to keep Americans from trying to escape across the border.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2017
I want to have faith in America but I can't shake the fact that one of the highest rated shows of all-time was "Big Bang Theory"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2016
MUSLIMS: The next President might put us in camps
BLACK PEOPLE: We are literally being murdered in the streets
WHITE PEOPLE: Brangelina!
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2016
If the national anthem really reflected America it would just be gunshots and cash register cha-ching sounds.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 6, 2016
imagine being genuinely excited to shout your country's abbreviated name
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 22, 2016