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Tag: AOC

Posted on October 24, 2019November 8, 2019

AOC: Is murder bad?

MARK ZUCKERBERG: Congresswoman, there are a multitude of factors that go into a decision like that and I, we- clearly in some instances… Look, hurricanes murder people, who are we to judge the wind?

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2019

Posted on March 8, 2019March 11, 2019

Please tell me AOC used to own a gun https://t.co/0X7FeXqDeX

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 8, 2019

Posted on January 7, 2019March 11, 2019

You can tell a lot from someone’s college nickname pic.twitter.com/4h8EMbIf49

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 7, 2019

Posted on January 4, 2019March 11, 2019

SINISTER VOICE: “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez SAYS she didn’t have it easy growing up- but would a woman who’s trying to fight for everyday Americans own so many of THESE?
*cut to video montage of AOC in shoes* Vote Republican: we still wanna kill your grandma and harvest her fluids”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2019

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