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Tag: Are You There God…

Posted on July 27, 2019August 8, 2019

MARGARET: “Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret…”
GOD, whispering to you: “We’re not here! She calls every night, just let it go to prayermail. She’s sweet but, it’s like, Margaret, I’m God, I know who you are! You don’t have to introduce yourself EVERY ti- sorry. So, what have

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2019

Posted on September 3, 2017September 9, 2017

Are You There God? It's Me, Lack of Separation of Church and State

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2017

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