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Tag: Babies

Posted on April 10, 2016April 11, 2016

99% of why I like babies is because they don't snitch.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 10, 2016

Posted on March 8, 2015March 12, 2015

If babies are so smart how come they decide to grow up?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2015

Posted on July 15, 2013July 24, 2013

I believe the children are our future but no spoilers please

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 15, 2013

Posted on January 29, 2013

1. Go to Hertz
2. Return car
3. Say everything was fine and start to leave
4. Ask if they have a Lost and Found
5. Pull baby out of backpack

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2013

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