BABY BOOMERS: Millennials are lazy, entitled pieces of shit that choose to live in their parents basement
ALSO BABY BOOMERS: By next year we will have bankrupted 70% Of Americans so we can buy invisible submarines and finally focus on destroying the sun
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2017
BABY BOOMER'S DREAM: I'll own a house with my lovely spouse & send our kids to college
MY DREAM: I hope the Earth implodes while I'm asleep
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2016
Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2016