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Tag: Baby Boomers

Posted on December 2, 2017December 4, 2017

BABY BOOMERS: Millennials are lazy, entitled pieces of shit that choose to live in their parents basement
ALSO BABY BOOMERS: By next year we will have bankrupted 70% Of Americans so we can buy invisible submarines and finally focus on destroying the sun

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 2, 2017

Posted on November 29, 2016December 3, 2016

BABY BOOMER'S DREAM: I'll own a house with my lovely spouse & send our kids to college

MY DREAM: I hope the Earth implodes while I'm asleep

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 29, 2016

Posted on March 22, 2016March 23, 2016

Millennials are selfish & entitled, said the generation that made a cure for old men lacking boners while the ice caps disappeared forever.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 23, 2016

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