I firmly believe:
– Melania is a hologram
– Ivanka is made of glass
– Eric is a vampire
– Barron suffers from Benjamin Button disease and is actually Fred Trump
– Don Jr. is a bunch of anthropomorphic rocks stuffed in a body
– Tiffany is a Mossad agent that infiltrated the family— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 27, 2017
I hope Barron doesn’t see this or he’ll find out his dad isn’t even real pic.twitter.com/oQD4kuURJF
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2017
Do you think Barron or Melania is going to operate the t-shirt cannon while Donald takes the oath of office?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 9, 2016