(to the tune of Beastie Boys’ GIRLS)
Birds, all I really want is birds
And in the morning it’s birds
‘Cause in the evening it’s birdsBirds, to eat the fishes
Birds, to shit on my car
Birds, to eat the bread bread
Birds, and in the Arby’s parking lotBirds, birds, birds, birds
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 1, 2018