10pm: Time for bed
11pm: I should go to sleep
12pm: I can't fall asleep
1am: Why can't I fall asleep?
2am: What's the point?
3am: What's the point of anything?
4am: Nothing matters
5am: Why can't my brain shut up?
6am: Why can't those birds shut up?
7am: Is my brain birds?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2018
Lazy motherfucker. pic.twitter.com/jsUMRDmsOi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 26, 2017
"Maybe I am flamingo… don't tell them, Donnie. Bird bird bird. I am a birdity birdittly birrrrrdddd" pic.twitter.com/bHnBDzwCYR
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2017
This Sully protest rally is growing bigger by the minute pic.twitter.com/7xpdopwjCH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 17, 2016
My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2016
Scarecrows seem like a ridiculous amount of work just to trick a bird.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 17, 2016