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Tag: Books

Posted on September 30, 2019November 8, 2019

27-years-old: I’m gonna do mushrooms at 6pm so when I do a pile of coke at 3am, the magic will really happen!

37-years-old: I’m staying up two hours past my bedtime because I can’t put this book down! No one can tame this wild horse!

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 1, 2019

Posted on October 29, 2016October 31, 2016

.@StephenKing do you remember that book u wrote about that killer clown? that was a dang classic. I can't remember the name of it

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 29, 2016

Posted on June 7, 2016June 28, 2016

What's your favorite type of tree? Mine is books.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2016

Posted on March 23, 2016March 24, 2016

Burying a pile of books tonight, just in case Trump gets elected.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2016

Posted on December 28, 2015January 2, 2016

[year 2030]
ME: Don't judge a book by its cover
CHILD: What's a book?
ME: Never mind. Eat your food pellet before we begin harvesting.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2015

Posted on January 26, 2013February 10, 2017

I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2013

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