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Tag: Brain Talks

Posted on December 29, 2017January 4, 2018

ME: I’m going to sleep
BRAIN: You’re going to be alone forever!
ME: What else is new?
BRAIN: Wait- what? Ummm… you’re a piece of shit and you know it!
ME: Yeah but kind of a delightful piece of shit
BRAIN:
ME: I’m broke and I’m weird. Anything else?
BRAIN: I’m going to sleep

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 30, 2017

Posted on June 1, 2015June 4, 2015

ME: Okay brain it's just you and me, time to get to work.
BRAIN: And you are?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 2, 2015

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