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Tag: Breakups

Posted on May 12, 2018May 18, 2018

BEST WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH A BEAR:
• Admit you finally saw the end of “Grizzly Man”
• Say, “It’s not you, it’s I’m meat”
• Tell them you met someone who prevents forest fires
• Convert to park ranger
• Leave a note while they’re hibernating
• Don’t. It’s a fucking bear

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 12, 2018

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