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Tag: Butt dial

Posted on October 25, 2019November 8, 2019

If you’re not one butt-dial away from incriminating yourself in multiple federal indictments and securing your spot in history as one of the top five stupidest people to ever exist then you my friend are not living life to the fullest.

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) October 25, 2019

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