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Tag: Celebrity

Posted on March 18, 2017March 30, 2017

*checks twitter*
CHUCK BERRY IS DEAD
*checks twitter again*
HE WAS SUCH A TALENTED
*checks twitter again*
GARBAGE HUMAN BEING

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2017

Posted on September 21, 2016

MUSLIMS: The next President might put us in camps
BLACK PEOPLE: We are literally being murdered in the streets
WHITE PEOPLE: Brangelina!

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2016

Posted on September 20, 2016September 21, 2016

Instead of expressing joy at a celebrity couple getting divorced, I shall take the high road and continue to make everything about me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 20, 2016

Posted on May 1, 2013February 9, 2017

Steve Buscemi always looks like he just saw himself in a mirror for the first time.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2013

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