*checks twitter*
CHUCK BERRY IS DEAD
*checks twitter again*
HE WAS SUCH A TALENTED
*checks twitter again*
GARBAGE HUMAN BEING— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2017
MUSLIMS: The next President might put us in camps
BLACK PEOPLE: We are literally being murdered in the streets
WHITE PEOPLE: Brangelina!— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2016
Instead of expressing joy at a celebrity couple getting divorced, I shall take the high road and continue to make everything about me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 20, 2016
Steve Buscemi always looks like he just saw himself in a mirror for the first time.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2013