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Tag: Chuck E. Cheese

Posted on January 31, 2018February 1, 2018

The President acted Presidential for 90 minutes and we’re supposed to be impressed? Fuck that noise. The Chuck E. Cheese animatronic band acts like a real band 24/7. Where are the headlines praising them?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2018

Posted on November 30, 2016December 3, 2016

"These violent delights have violent ends." pic.twitter.com/5efEXJ9pXK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2016

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