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Tag: Climate Change

Posted on September 19, 2019November 8, 2019

Cool! So when I finally have kids I can sit them down and tell them about the bird and the bee. https://t.co/i106Wd4aaT

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2019

Posted on September 3, 2019November 8, 2019

who me? well, since you asked, my plan is to work 7 days a week so I can rent a room I will never own and owe banks thousands of dollars until I get shot to death at a mall or a club or a garlic festival UNLESS I get really lucky and the oceans rise so fast that I drown first

— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2019

Posted on March 11, 2018March 12, 2018

Hey Teens, do climate change next.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2018

Posted on September 9, 2017

IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL GIVE ME A SIGN!
*texas goes underwater*
ANYTHING AT ALL
*california burns down*
*florida drowns*
IS THIS THING ON?

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2017

Posted on April 22, 2016April 26, 2016

Damn girl are you climate change? Cause every day you get hotter and I know eventually you’ll devastate me.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 22, 2016

Posted on September 24, 2015September 25, 2015

POPE: Climate change is real
GOP: We believe you just not the words you're saying

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2015

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