Cool! So when I finally have kids I can sit them down and tell them about the bird and the bee. https://t.co/i106Wd4aaT
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2019
who me? well, since you asked, my plan is to work 7 days a week so I can rent a room I will never own and owe banks thousands of dollars until I get shot to death at a mall or a club or a garlic festival UNLESS I get really lucky and the oceans rise so fast that I drown first
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 4, 2019
Hey Teens, do climate change next.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2018
IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL GIVE ME A SIGN!
*texas goes underwater*
ANYTHING AT ALL
*california burns down*
IS THIS THING ON?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 9, 2017
Damn girl are you climate change? Cause every day you get hotter and I know eventually you’ll devastate me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 22, 2016
POPE: Climate change is real
GOP: We believe you just not the words you're saying
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2015