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Tag: Committed relationship

Posted on August 23, 2018September 6, 2018

I was walking past a park and overheard a man talking to his wife/girlfriend/partner and he said “Why didn’t you call me yesterday? You don’t have work today? You aren’t as beautiful as you used to be, you know that?” No one responded so I looked. He was talking to a pigeon.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 23, 2018

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